{"id":1158,"date":"2026-10-03T00:26:17","date_gmt":"2026-10-03T00:26:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/?p=1158"},"modified":"2026-10-03T00:26:17","modified_gmt":"2026-10-03T00:26:17","slug":"fikraya-bayildim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/fikraya-bayildim\/","title":{"rendered":"f\u0131kraya bay\u0131ld\u0131m"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\t\t<style>\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1158 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/fikraya-bayildim\/3262367y\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/3262367y-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1159\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1159'>\n\t\t\t\tTemel 5 y\u0131ld\u0131zl\u0131 bir otele gider ve bir oda ister. Resepsiyonist \u201chay hay \u2019\u2019 efendim deyip; Temeli kral dairesine al\u0131r ve gece temele bir tanede kad.n g\u00f6nderirler. Temel, gece i\u015fini g\u00f6r\u00fcr. Sabah \u00e7\u0131k\u0131\u015f yapmaya geldi\u011finde resepsiyonist Temele $1000 dolar para verir ve te\u015fekk\u00fcr eder. Temel \u00e7ok \u015fa\u015f\u0131r\u0131r oradan ayr\u0131l\u0131r ve bunu Dursun a s\u00f6yler \u201cula Dursun git oraya kal bir gece sana bir kad.n ve \u00fcst\u00fcne $1000 dolar para veriyorlar\u201d. Dursun durur mu hi\u00e7. bir g\u00fcn otele gider ve oda ister. Dursun u da kral dairesine al\u0131rlar ve gece \u00fc\u00e7 tane kad.n g\u00f6nderirler. sabah Dursun otelden \u00e7\u0131k\u0131\u015f yaparken Resepsiyonist, Dursun a $5000 dolar verip te\u015fekk\u00fcr eder. Dursun i\u015fe \u015fa\u015f\u0131r\u0131r ve sorar: ula siz Temele bir kad.n ve bin dolar verdiniz bana niye \u00fc\u00e7 kad.n ve be\u015f bin dolar verdiniz der? resepsiyonist cevap verir.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/fikraya-bayildim\/640x111\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/640x111-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1160\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1160'>\n\t\t\t\tDursun \u015fa\u015f\u0131r\u0131r ve sorar: ula siz Temele bir kad.n ve bin dolar verdiniz bana niye \u00fc\u00e7 kad.n ve be\u015f bin dolar verdiniz der? resepsiyonist cevap verir.. resepsiyonist g\u00fclerek der\u201d sizinki canl\u0131 yay\u0131nd\u0131 onunki banttand\u0131\u201d Bonus F\u0131kra Bir mecliste konu\u015fulurken, Amerikal\u0131 : -Biz Mars\u2019a gidece\u011fiz, demi\u015f. Alman : -Biz yak\u0131ts\u0131z giden otomobil \u00fcretece\u011fiz, demi\u015f. Frans\u0131z : -Atom bombas\u0131n\u0131 etkisiz hale getirecek projelerimiz var, demi\u015f. Bizim Karadenizli de onlardan geri kalmamak i\u00e7in : -Biz de g\u00fcne\u015fe gidece\u011fiz, demi\u015f. -G\u00fcne\u015fe gidemezsiniz, demi\u015fler. G\u00fcne\u015f yakar. Karadenizli g\u00fcl\u00fcmsemi\u015f : -O kadar da enayi de\u011filiz, tabi, demi\u015f. Ak\u015fam serinli\u011finde gidece\u011fiz. Bonus F\u0131kra Temel k\u0131rtasiye\u2019ye girmi\u015f, tezgahtara : -Pana pir roman lazum, demi\u015f. K\u0131rtasiye tezgahtar\u0131 sormu\u015f : -Efendim ag\u0131r m\u0131 olsun hafif mi? Temel : -Farketmez, nasul olsa arabam d\u0131sarudadur.\n\n\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1159,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-foto-galeri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1158"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1158\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1161,"href":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1158\/revisions\/1161"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}