{"id":831,"date":"2026-09-23T21:49:27","date_gmt":"2026-09-23T21:49:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/?p=831"},"modified":"2026-09-23T21:49:27","modified_gmt":"2026-09-23T21:49:27","slug":"hocanin-karisi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/hocanin-karisi\/","title":{"rendered":"Hocan\u0131n kar\u0131s\u0131"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\t\t<style>\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-831 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/hocanin-karisi\/ggtr\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ggtr-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-832\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-832'>\n\t\t\t\tK\u00f6y hocas\u0131n\u0131n aleti k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck oldu\u011fu i\u00e7in kar\u0131s\u0131 pek dertliymi\u015f, ne yapsam ne etsem diye d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcrken kom\u015fu kad\u0131nlara bu durumu anlatmaya karar vermi\u015f, maksad\u0131 kimin kocas\u0131n\u0131n \u015feysi b\u00fcy\u00fck \u00f6\u011frenmekmi\u015f. Ertesi g\u00fcn bir bahaneyle b\u00fct\u00fcn kom\u015fular\u0131n\u0131 eve \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f, ordan burdan konu\u015furken hocan\u0131n kar\u0131s\u0131 ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f anlatmaya, bizim hoca iyi ho\u015f adam ama \u015feyi k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bana yetmiyor demi\u015f. Di\u011fer kom\u015fusu ohooo bizimkinin \u015feysi\u2026\n\n\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/hocanin-karisi\/fdews\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/fdews-150x150.webp\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-833\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-833'>\n\t\t\t\tDi\u011fer kom\u015fusu hemen at\u0131lm\u0131\u015f: \u2014 Ohoo, bizimkinin \u015feyi o kadar b\u00fcy\u00fck ki ge\u00e7en g\u00fcn pijamas\u0131n\u0131 kapatmad\u0131, kedimiz fare san\u0131p sald\u0131rd\u0131! Herkes kahkahaya bo\u011fulmu\u015f. Bir di\u011feri durur mu: \u2014 Bizimki sabah namaz\u0131na kalkmadan \u00f6nce kendi g\u00f6lgesine tak\u0131l\u0131yor! Hoca han\u0131m\u0131n surat\u0131 d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f ama belli etmemeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015f. Tam o s\u0131rada en son konu\u015fmas\u0131 beklenen, saf g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fc\u015fl\u00fc \u015eerife seslenmi\u015f: \u2014 K\u0131zlar ben anlamad\u0131m ya, siz \u015fey deyince televizyon kumandas\u0131ndan m\u0131 bahsediyorsunuz? Bir anl\u0131k sessizlikten sonra ev kahkahaya bo\u011fulmu\u015f. \u0130\u00e7lerinden biri g\u00fclmekten yere d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f, di\u011ferleri g\u00f6z\u00fcnden ya\u015f gelene kadar g\u00fclm\u00fc\u015f. Hoca han\u0131m\u0131 ise tek d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcren \u015fey \u015fu olmu\u015f: \u201cBizim hocan\u0131n kumandas\u0131 hep kayboluyor zaten\u2026\u201d :)))\n\n\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":832,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-foto-galeri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=831"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":834,"href":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions\/834"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.denizcakmak.com\/hbr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}